Long, long time since I last posted on my blog, not surprising, nothing really happening in my life apart from self-confinement. I really miss my late-night drinks with friends on Patpong, which certainly hasn’t been on the agenda for so long it’s logged under “history”. I miss the days when we would get smashed in bars, spend all our money on “lady drinks” and fall in love with beauties (amazing what a few drinks do to make ho’s attractive), bet them whores have aged and their vaginas sealed with cobwebs since…..

Dreaming of Patpong seems an impossible dream, I guess my next trip down there will be with a walker, scenes of apocalypse brothels come to mind, the last fuck purchased with precious materials, gold, chips, solar panels, etc.

The end of the world was always my fantasy as a kid, I just didn’t think it would be this slow and boring, for fucks sake give me some zombies to stab in the skull, a supermarket to raid, and a couple of women to rape along the way.

Unfortunately, my end-of-the-world scenario is gardening, cooking, youtube, and facebook, no survival skills are needed. Not exactly something someone wants to read about, they want to know how humanity was saved with my sperm to produce a whole new population…… one can’t help but fantasize.

Anyway, hope everyone is keeping well & safe, sane, and happy.